| not a tv fan |
[Feb. 28th, 2007|09:19 pm] |
really not the night to be watching tv... fucking antm is on which i prefer but god they cut the hottest chick in the first cut... she was so fine..
and fucking american idol blah.. ihate it... it fucking hate HATE HAte it
i don't wanna get trapped into shit like this i don't want to be a tv zombie..
that's why i got netflix
it's great...
movies are my bestfriend.
p.s.
sur prize for michelle
erotic art fest with
nik from 2bells and dinner at thee motha fuckin melting pot...
yeee boiiiiii!!!! |
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| michelle |
[Feb. 27th, 2007|06:46 am] |
she likes to watch porn on the bus with our little hand held dvd player
she hates doing laundry
she likes chili dogs.. just kidding
she hates doing the dishes
she likes wine and olives
she hates getting her ass wooped at basketball but she's doing really good already.
she likes the fact that she's better at shooting than me
she hates the fact that she can't eat my yogurt
she likes washing me back.
she hates my werk
she loves me and i love her...
thee end
for now.
*smile* |
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| 1st of the new year bitches |
[Jan. 9th, 2007|06:28 am] |
and of course it's all about me...
well it's my birthday again and i'll be
25
that's kinda blah but this year i'm going to portland!!!
i haven't been there in forever
i've spent a third of my life there and i've never went out and partied in portland!?
soooo feist to say i'm going all mutha fuckin out..
jenn got us a sweet hotel deal ...
at a fancy place and we both gots our own rooms!!
so me and michelle and jenn and alea..
man this is going to be fun fun FUN!
life is great..i've got a great gf who i love lots and really enjoy...
i thought that i would have gotten board and blah but no...we have some good times..
it's great.. i couldn't be happier..meowmeow..
and good friends... jenn and alea take good care of me as well.. there like mom and pops..
i wish i would spend more time with julia though...
i miss skating with her..i wanna start that again but i don't know anyone who wants to skate around and do nothing..
oh well...
okay back to werk.... yayayayayaa.. i'm so happy this fine morning
except i can feel my acid reflux catchin up with me... gotta go must drink milk! |
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| grandma young |
[Sep. 1st, 2006|05:53 am] |
so i hung out with grandma young this week...
we crushed cans...(she tricked me into it) she said oh hey let me show you something
okay grandma young
it was fun though she pulled up a lawn chair and held a bag open for me
..oh and she helped by scooping the cans up with a hugh kitty litter shovel she found..
(i swear it had to have been 200 can's..all my dad's mess)
then she told me stories i've never heard before about her mom..
she said in germany they have this celebration called fausting... just like our fat tuesday...
and her mom would dress up in a long skirt and whatever else women wear with those things
and then under she would wear long johns ...grandma young said she would smear mustard on the ass of the long johns and flash people ...so it looked like my great grandma shit her pants...
damn now i know why i'm so weird...now you have to remember this was in the 40's..and early 50's women weren't like that...
but my fuckin great grandma was!!!!
she also said she would dress up like santa
in germany on the 8th of december it's
saint nicolaus day..
so she'd go around to the neighbours houses and carry a black book and a gold book and scare the crap out of all the bad kids...
hahahaaha wow i wish i met her..grandma young says i would have loved her and that she would have loved me..(she didn't like spoiled little girlly girls or boring people) she was all about fun!
p.s.
my first day on trimspa |
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| camping |
[May. 31st, 2006|09:16 pm] |
camping good things and bad things
good:
*hanging out with the in-laws and drinking like no body's business
*sleeping in but not really sleeping in
*not having to go to werk
*eatting hotdogs for breakfast
*letting the mom take care of us( i love being a kid)
*going fucking crabbing
*having breakfast made for us every morning....YES!
*seeing michelle's mom schimmy
*buying a bow and arrow for $2.50 at a garage sale (2 bows and 19 arrows made of wood)
*getting to know that fam fam
*goodgreatfuckingfeelgoodsexnastysexinthetent.. (goddamn babyboo)
*feeling good and
bad:
*being drunk and pissing outside and realizing the next day you smell like piss
*my back hurting because we slept in a tent
*getting the kite stuck in a tree
*rain
*having no money
*not having enough walks on the beach
*having to poo in a black hole that was never ending at night! (with no lights)
*oh did i say smelling like piss!
*looking like crap and not showering regularly ( wait i don't shower regularly)
*it being cold
*not being able to swim in the ocean
yeah so if i can think of anything else i will write more
but all and all i had a blast
love tha family
i wish mine drank at least a little then they wouldn't be sooo fucking tight asses
well whatever meow |
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| the drink |
[Apr. 4th, 2006|04:16 pm] |
so ahhh michelle and i have decided to quit drinking all together..it's going to be hard but we both ned to cut it out... i drink everyday and well i'm fat..no that i hate it because sometimes i love it.. but i hate the fact that i can't wear my cute hott ass boy cloths and look good anymore.. so i have to think of other things to do than drink..which is going to be harder then i think...i order drinks all the time with dinner everywhere! so yes i think it will be hard for me but i will try ...besides one of us can't do it all alone... it wouldn't werk..so yes i'm happy to give it a try....
in other news bre let michelle keep tinka for the weekend which was nice of her...tinka had her lady parts removed and wasn't feeling well...which wasn't the best time for her to stay at a weird apartment but well michelle really really misses her a fucking lot....and well it's understandable she only gets to see her when she goes over to bre and carly's sooooo i guess they both have custody....i hope she gets to have her over more often in time...michelle pretty much ignored everything else and just kept hanging out with her..
sam the roommate is great except she always wants us to cook...which i don't mind but sometimes i don't want to and then i have to do the dishes which i don't do all the time! i hate dishes...jenn you hear that i fucking hate dishes and it's all your fault....besides i do dishes at werk all day and cook for business fucks from 6 in the morn until 2..errrr
we rented movies last night
hustle and flow and waiting.
both were good well i didn't see all of H&F yet
but in waiting you have to see it one of the waitresses who has werked there for ever
screams and cusses when she's in the back about the customers stupid requests and then is the nicest server to there faces it's great it's sooo me!
alright off to thee store to not buy beer
or wine |
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| cuz i just don't |
[Feb. 24th, 2006|09:36 pm] |
i just don't give a fuck! what! yeah bitch yeah this is who i am a funny motha fuckah!!!
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| the bends |
[Feb. 20th, 2006|08:12 pm] |
so a few things
dinner is almost ready and i like it when michelle cooks because it means i don't have to
i have a new friend although underage (19) is great she doesn't have really any friends here so i've invited her to hang with me and mine..anyways the first time we hung out she met us at sam's before lick and got a little drunk...then had the best cab ride ever!!!
this is what happened in thee cab...
the driver looked like little richard and had fancy elvis style glasses on...it was great ...
so kira (19yo) sat in front and sam michelle and i sat in back on our way to chop suey
i was drunk and for some reason we were talking not so lady like and michelle kept saying pussy pussy pussy...and we got there and he "little richard"
said
"you gurlzzzz are nasty" with this hugh grin on his face...i couldn't help feel sorry for kira because she had to sit next to him but i guess it was worth it
then i'm like hey bitches i have to pee
so i pee ed on the bank while i noticed a black man vaccumming inside..shit..i couldn't stop pissed now i thought...
so i was laughing and spraying everywhere and this guys walks up to the others and is like what's going on ladies and michelles like hey we're strippers.. and he's like ooooooOOOOoo but we're off duty so he doesn't get a peek
so today hung out with alea played hacky sacky basketball (horse which i won) and den around the world (which i won)den thetherball...which hello i lost...then back to julia's and jenn let us in which was a little errr cuz i was nervous but happy to see her...she had a doc appt. because she might have golf stones...shitty i hope it's not that bad...well meow i need a cigamerrellow |
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| (no subject) |
[Feb. 7th, 2006|09:15 pm] |
meowwwwwww!!!
juliasparksmichellevodkabradandjoshbeer...holler!! |
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| sick |
[Feb. 2nd, 2006|03:51 pm] |
i'm sick and my room is floored and moldy... i have to talk to jamie the house owner/renter whatever she is...because i can't live there it's making me sick...i thought i was just really really fucked up from all the shit i did on my bday...but it turns out that all the back pain and lung problem is the mold i've been breathing in for the past month...
i'm tired and irritable and sick and sad and happy...
i'm going to go look at a low income housing place soon with julia ...i don't know if i can actually get cleared there...ahhh i'm just having one of those days....
i called alea yesterday but she didn't call me back...
i don't know what to do ..i figure i could just wait when it's convient for her but then it's never for me.. shit never werks out ...she said she was going to see broke back mountain and i saw that the day before yesterday at the egyptian with michelle..it would good and i didn't cry...i almost did but i'm sick and my body is dealing with too much as it is....
i should really stop smoking cigarettes...it's not helping my mold disease...
julia said yesterday i don't have a cold i have the mold...what a nerd...
i'm soo worn out i feel like taking a break from the whole werld...i wish i could but i get bored easy so i don't think i could really do that unless i was sleeping....
okay off to go look at this poor ass person apartment... |
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| first new chapter |
[Jan. 27th, 2006|07:58 am] |
i'm not always drunk okay...and i'm not always doing drugs...
shit i've been such a good non drug doer kinda of person...
and yes i've tried things but it's not like they rule my life..
i really don't drink as much as everyone thinks...i drink about as
much as the rest of you..
i realized that i'm going to be okay and i need to just roll with it
i have no reason to be upset god fuck jenn's happy
alea's happy
and i'm fucking happy too i just need to tell myself to get a life
and to stop trying so hard to make others happy because it's making me
soooo yucky poo
i'm trying and it's werking for the first time i'm at my lowest and highest
i think i know how it feels to be up and down in a matter of moments but
hey maybe it's just me i think i'm going to start my period or some shit like that
anyways...whatever i'm going to werk now and then going to the gym and then i think we
are going to charlie's for long island special something...yes i'm going to get drunk but not to
make myself feel better..not this time...i haven't drowned my sorrows into booze in a long time
..mainly becausei see people i know and love get fucked up on drugs or alchohol and that's just not me
i'm a one or two time kinda girl... |
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| my life is.. |
[Jan. 26th, 2006|04:18 pm] |
yeah shouldn't have said that...i'm just ballhhhahahldjflahlgja
and tired and trying real hard to get my shit together...going to thee gym and getting used to werking a normal job and running around and trying to have fun and being happy for me...some times i feel like i don't deserve it but hey i can't do that anymore....nope no more of that time for me...happy happy joy joy.. |
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| so an olde E high gravity did me good |
[Jan. 24th, 2006|10:48 pm] |
so yeahhhhh i'm drunk and trying to make life seem good but it's hard i don't know what it right and what is wrong!? i have no idea what to do i think i should just pour pinkos out but then pinkos will be for reals reall reaallllll vonaranle whatever that means... i am so lost and soo confused and so not being selfish ...but at the same time i am...what the fuck is wrong with me...sometimes i feel like jumping out of julia's window not because because but because it would just feel sooo good! what is life and what the fuck am i doing here ...i'm just living ...living and being happy yes i am but i kno w things can't always be perfect and it's no ones fault but mine!
yes it's no ones fault but mine that not everyones happy i wish it could be so..oh how much simplier it would be!...fuck i feel like a fuck up that's had one too many choices that will have more and more and more and that's not fair... i shouldn';t maybe i should move and help build templ;es...
life is more then this life is greater the this what am i doing here ...am i'm waiting to be a good person!!??? yes i think i am ...okey i'm goin g to atempt to steal one more or josh;s cigarette;s lets seee what happens...
and iot's great that julia and jos h let me stay here time and time again because they love me./..i'm an asshole... |
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| bday wishes |
[Jan. 20th, 2006|07:59 am] |
it's my motha fuckin berfday...yeahhhhaa
normally i don't gloat but hey new year new everything...
wow how things have fucking changed...lots has happen good and bad and then good again
i'm growing hopefully in the right direction...if not i have lots of more years to fix it
i'm not going to be one of those people who werk all there lives and live like robots
i want to see things and enjoy not being like everyone else
this is what i don't want:
kids because i'm too young and no where near to being ready for their sake..
a shitty ass job where all you do is wear power suits and fire people that werk for you because they didn't make your coffee right...
to miss out on travelling...
and i really don't want to regret things anymore...
yeahhh
okay to change thee subject i have been having the weirdest dreams..
the first was of jamie my roommate
i went to go brush my teeth before leaving for werk and she was in our bathroom giving herself a bird bath in thee sink...so i was like hey what up (like it was no big deal) and she did the same only she was buck naked ...but it wasn't a big deal...sooo i start brushing my teeth and then go down for some water (in the sink you smart ass) and jamie goes hey dude watch the poo none...and i'm like alright dude whatever...very strange...and the thing is jamie shower regularly and i can't ever imagine her actually doing that...she's wayyyy cleaner then me....
and then everyone i know was at this house party that looked more like a fag bar and mistress c was like hey pinkos come here...so i'm like okay...and then she was whispering something and then all of a sudden the fags all start fighting..which was really really funny because fags can't really fight...
my ass hurts but that's what i get for going out again/.....i told myself i would get sleep yesterday because i never really sleep much anymore...no more then for 5 hours a night and that's if i'm lucky///
so lots to do todaygotta do my hur, make notecards for party game,, and there is something else i'm forgetting....oh i think it's sleep...meow and oh it's gia's bday tomorrow yeaaaaa!!!!
i hope her bday is going to be as cool as mine and i hope she gets a card this cool
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[Jan. 18th, 2006|07:19 pm] |
i'm bored and hanging out withjulia not that julia is boring...i i i i want more candy i'm craving candy candy candy
CANNNNNNNNDY!!!!!!!!!!!!1
maybe i'm going to start my period soon?
that would suck..because i don't like feeling weak and sick for an entire day...
oh depeche mode i like you..
i'm excited still for me berfday...i'm sure that not lots of people will show up ...i'm sure no more then 10 but that's okay besides i only need like three people to get fucked up with....alea is one fun ass loud mouth drunk and i love it
i got hammered last night and i was real hung over at werk...and i was in and out of falishah's last night with alea smoking like a chimminy....the bitch was so fucked up that i squirted her with a super soaker and she didn't do a think besides laugh..and then the bitch came in the room to wake me up to tell me she had a bloody nose! and she didn't know who gave it to her...she was just laughing....
i love that homie and i'm glad she's staying for a minute...meow meow love yo's |
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| friday the 13th |
[Jan. 15th, 2006|05:58 am] |
wow i've never had a bad friday the 13th..i mean isn't that what they are supposed to be like?
it wasn't bad it was just really really really weird...
i started hanging with julia we had sake and hana..julia didn't like the sake but i made her drink it anyway hahaha...she got a little meow from it
then on the way back to her house we picked up some sparks 2 each ...
went to the rose to meet brooke and crista and clark crista's gf...had a shot o' whiskey and a beer
then julia was like ahhhh let's get more sparks
Ok sounds good then at the rose julia's like hey i gotta go i'm wasted...so
i made the bitch take a cab home and i went off to cherry ...staci paid for me and alea to get in which was really nice and unexpected...it was my first time at cherry i was nervous because i knew i would see monkey and her friends....but it wasn't too bad ...i think she saw me first and i think i bumped into her on thee dance floor and she said it's cool...i looked up and was like oh...whoa...and then i didn't know what to do...so i let it go i didn't wanna bother her or interfer in her good time with friends.....thennnnnnnnnn
i saw that the broadway bibs were there...i haven't seen colorado in a real long time...it was nice except she's with B and a good friend to her...so i guess everytime B sees me she wants to punch me..i'm sure in the face or gut...which is understandable ...but fuck why do i give in and just be a push over...i'm cool enough to say hi to the roommate C and it's fine because B is nowhere to be found and then the minute she is C pushed me in the face...i mean wtf why would you be cool and then a total jerk..if you are going to be like that don't pretend it's cool and chitty chat with me when no one's looking...i mean am i right for saying that?
i saw rc and went over to talk to her and then i was shakin that ass like what what rc in da house yo.. and i turn around and monkeys right there...i was confused was she pushing me away saying fuck off this is my friend or was it more like hey i'm having fun what up pinkos....or did she just not know little ass short me was there? i mean she didn't seem that drunk...but what do i know i didn't ask her....
thennnnnnnnnnnnnnnn off to ang and jordins which was a weird idea but hey whatever i didn't care... and then alea was driving some deaf girl around trying to find out where she lived so she could take her home...but the bitch didn't want to go home so she fucking followed us to the house...errr so not cool...so of course when we arrive i get the "oh god let's go" and then on the way out i get a loud "BITCH!" wow that' nice...i love it when you can't say that shit to my face...hey it's fine i wouldn't want to get punched right? well we will see what happens if that ever happens what i will do ...i hope i'm not drunk when it happens because i might go crazy...besides i've been dealing with getting lots of shit while out with friends .....like it doesn't even make sense a faggot at r place the other night was like you are fat bitches and will never amount to anything...wtf hey i know i'm chub but he had a big girl hanging out with him..is he an idiot? ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
so in positive news my bday is soon and i found out it's pirate themed ...yeahhhh so we are going to archie mcphee's to pick up some eye patches and possibly a treasure chest...yeahhhhh so excited yo....
i feel crazy and so over werked ..oh and i got my job back at the cafe downtown...on 3rd ..yes steve my boss said in a little while he wants me to run the kitchen...sweet!
okay back to werk i should take off in about 1/2 an hour..
all in all i'm okay
yes tonight is movie night times 3 and m is making stuffed peppers...holler! |
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[Jan. 13th, 2006|08:35 pm] |
on the way to the hoe's
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[Jan. 12th, 2006|06:28 pm] |
and here are some things that pinkos likes:
all things black, avocado cheeseburgers, trac prepaid phone cards, ankle socks, vodka, julia's mom, sappo hill oatmeal soap, AA batteries, black panties size 6, french fried potatos, paper, velvet crumbles, x.acto knives, calendars, belts size 40, spray paint, peanut sauce....ect.....
so if you can't find the above for pinkos then just buy her a vodka tonic
peace!
and just in case your ass can't read it here it is in big letters
pinkos's 24th birthday at Earl's on thee ave.
friday january 20th 2006 8pm
air hockey, pool, beer, darts,
and the best
motherfucking
chickens |
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[Dec. 29th, 2005|04:54 pm] |
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i have soo many things to say to so many people ...it might take me a while but i'll get it done eventually... |
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| christ! must |
[Dec. 23rd, 2005|03:53 am] |
so i have to finish thee ol' christmas cards or should i say holiday cards...whatever
so i had a blast at neighbours i was real drunk and i spilt beer on j stroker which fuck i hope it wasn't a lot
i'll have to say i'm sorry the next time i see her
yeah and i think i accidentally tipped that bartender 20 bucks..ewwww
i hope not but whatever i was tossed
okay back to werk the invoices are done printing
yeahhhhhhhh i get to go home and eat good food and hopefully aunt paula didn't get M a sweater 4 sizes too big
she does that because she thinks me and all my friends are humangous! |
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